Yes. Yes, you should.
Hell! I would!I read a story somewhere recently (perhaps in one of Sara's crap magazines she was dragging all over the world) and there was a story about someone's dog, probably a celebrity, who did a shit inside somewhere, then it turned around and ate it. I almost choked.
well the reason for this little statement was that as i was walking Mutt that day I saw a young fellow standing in his driveway watching me. i noticed him because he had no shirt on and he looked red. The reddness became more intense as your eyes reached his face. So of course my little internal warning bell started up. He then proceeded to turn and hook his fingers in his tracksuit pants and pull his pants halfway down his arse so i could see a fair chunk of crack. As I walked off I kept a sharp eye on him and he walked down his driveway and wolf whistled me. and THIS is my freakin' neighbour!! gotta love the suburbs. So needless to say the idea of flinging a hunk of Mutt's shit at him was quite tempting! (but I don't need no trouble)
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